忘形沒有得意

想在壹次的靠杯無名

媽的音樂又關影視屁事了

選分類選十年







好今天要推薦的這東西跟男人很有關係

雖然應該也蠻多人看過了

jizz in my pants


女性的話 看看笑笑就好



喔對了要是要看之前

先去右邊把音樂按掉吧不然肯定吵死你





喔先送歌詞吧 省的有人找不到想跟著唱結果就...

吉士銀買潘

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some will say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face and said cash or credit

And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check


但為什麼要推薦他呢

主要我也不知道

我只是覺得明天要期末考




然後我就...












開玩笑的


你覺得我會不喇賽就結束了嗎

其實早洩也沒什麼不好不是嗎





其實人很動物性的只是大家都忘了人就是動物

為什麼我們有陽具崇拜還有許多莫名的性觀念


因為


就像是動物的生殖一樣

我們必須要傳宗接代

因此我們也得挑選好的品種

所以我們會努力的尋找正妹 帥哥 等等

還有當然在性方面的表現

像是過去說屁股大比較會生阿

大屌的迷思等等





說穿了我們也只是需要跟所有的動物一樣開心的傳宗接代


雖然我不知道動物會不會有酸葡萄跟嘲笑


就像是不屑我家樓下夜店的大屌黑人

覺得PUMA都喜歡大屌


或是像這樣弄首歌出來

或嘲笑你的朋友鳥小或是互相比較


然後MV中早洩還是要遷拖

就像是不會生都是女性的錯一樣


喔寫這兩句我好怕我是女性主義

可惜我是期望平等

以及最重要的個別在各自擅長的領域發光



就像是女性公關就是比較受歡迎

男性的勞工比較耐操一樣

他媽的如果有人硬是要戰這個我想待觀察也是很合理的



哈哈然後MV中還有惱羞成怒

這個好像也很常發生

當我們能夠推辭的時候是不是應該要推給別人

就像每年的檢討


其實好多東西都正常不過了

就像老師告訴我地球是圓的

我也只是猶豫一下就相信了


我根本沒看過地球 我說親眼


但是黑人的大屌我在A片看過

但我也沒有親眼看過阿




扯遠了

反正這歌很酷

希望大家看完都不用準備衛生紙